A Taste of Paradise
Each A Taste of Paradise service takes place in San Francisco, California.
Upon purchase, I will email you a link to the client survey so you can tell me about what you’d like to experience and your availability. We can typically schedule your Taste of Paradise starting a week after you submit your survey.
Each A Taste of Paradise service is for one person. Please purchase and fill out the survey only for yourself; I only offer service with clients who actively want to participate.
If you have any questions about service or would like to request a specific date/special details, please contact me before purchasing.
Flower Healing
Flower Healing service is available for clients with a shipping address in the United States.
Upon purchase, I will email you a link to the client survey so you can tell me about what you need support for in your Flower Healing.
I can typically prepare and mail your Flower Healing within two weeks after you submit your survey. I may need to special order your flower essence remedies, so please allow some time for me to source my selection of bottles and get them shipped to you.
I will email you when I mail out your flower essence remedy bottles with your package tracking info. A day or two before your package arrives, I will email you the Flower Healing guide with the photos and info about your Flower Healing bouquet.
Each Flower Healing service is for one person. Please purchase and fill out the survey only for yourself; I only offer service to clients who actively want to participate.
If you have any questions about this service, please contact me before purchasing.
Hold-up Stand-up
Email Version
Upon purchase, I will email you so you can tell me your joke. Please reply back directly to that email with your joke.
I will typically reply within one week after you send your joke. I’ll email you back on the same thread with your Hold-up Stand-up result: either a gold star or a handgun.
Each Hold-up Stand-up purchase is for one person to send one joke, with one reply from me.
If you have any questions about this service, please contact me before purchasing.
Live Version
Each Hold-up Stand-up live version purchase is for one person to attend the selected video call session, to tell one joke up to 5 minutes long. Please purchase a ticket only for yourself, and only one ticket per session.
Please only purchase a time slot you are sure you can attend. Your purchased time slot is reserved for you and a very limited number of other participants. This is so you don’t have to wait a long time to tell your joke, and I have time to be a good audience for you.
Two days before your Hold-Up Stand-up session, I will email you a link to the video call.
Please arrive to the video call a few minutes early, so that you’re ready to tell your joke right at the session start time if I call you “on stage” first. Plan to be in the waiting room (our digital Green Room) for up to the full 30 minute session. Once you tell your joke and get your Get-up Stand-up result from me, you’ll leave the call and can go about the rest of your day enjoying your comedic talent (or, if you failed the Hold-up Stand-up challenge, soul-searching to figure out a way to enjoy your talent without degrading yourself or others).
If you have any questions about this service, please contact me before purchasing.
“I Will Break You”
(Spell Destruction Pro™)
Spell Destruction Pro™ is a unique service that I conduct telepathically/energetically upon your purchase, and with your specific direction.
Upon purchase, I will email you a link to the client survey so you can tell me the single illusion, belief, or spell that is holding you back and that you want destroyed in this Spell Destruction Pro™ service.
I will typically execute your Spell Destruction Pro™ service within one week after you submit your survey. I will email you to let you know when I begin my Spell Destruction Pro™ work for you.
Because I am working telepathically and energetically with you, the results will be instant. You will simply find that the illusion/belief/spell is broken and no longer has the power to control you.
Each Spell Destruction Pro™ service is for one person to destroy a single illusion/belief/spell. Please purchase and fill out the survey only for yourself; I only offer service to clients who actively want to participate.
Please keep in mind that I am going to permanently obliterate this illusion/belief/spell, so please purchase mindfully and prepare yourself to make the necessary changes to your life that will come as a result of you being freed forever from this spell.
You may also find that the illusion/belief/spell starts to crumble immediately upon your purchase, before I’ve formally began your service. This is a good thing. It means the source of the illusion/belief/spell knows it is doomed, and is already leaving. :D
You have 2 days from when I send you the email that confirms I have begun your Spell Destruction Pro™ service to request a partial refund if you think the target spell was not adequately destroyed. You will not need this, but it is here as a policy to give you reassurance that your spell-destruction satisfaction is guaranteed. :)
If you have any questions about this service, please contact me before purchasing.
15 Fund Consults
15 Fund Consult service takes place over email.
Upon purchase, I will email you a link to the client survey so you can tell me about the product/service that you want to understand/break the capitalism spell for in your 15 Fund Consult.
I can typically prepare and email your 15 Fund Consult within two weeks after you submit your survey. If two weeks is too long for you to wait, the spell of your item is “time pressure” and you do not need to buy this service from me to understand/break this capitalism spell. Simply distract yourself long enough to miss the buying deadline.
Your 15 Fund Consult email will include a brief description of how your selected product/service operates to compel you to buy, and what to examine/heal in yourself that will break these bonds and make you immune to this form of consumer capitalism spell. Your 15 Fund Consult is intentionally simple and short; I want you to have clear answers that you can be empowered to make changes about for your personal and financial freedom.
Each 15 Fund Consult service is for one person, to analyze one product/service. Please purchase and fill out the survey only for yourself; I only offer service to clients who actively want to participate.
If you have any questions about this service, please contact me before purchasing.